A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

Mainly because it has parts that can be swallowed.

Honorable mention:

The Winner:

It’s all yours @Prof.Pepperwinkle

Thanks!
I am unfortunately not where I can post a picture today, so take it away, Tibby!

Thanks, but I’m moving to Philly tomorrow, so can’t judge. Take it away, someone else…

Fyi, Neiman Marcus has had an extravagant, fantastical christmas catalog for almost 100 years now.

Never got one of those. Even though my wife had a Neiman Marcus card. But we sure did get the other catalogs

This looks like a Caravaggio painting.

Unlike soccer, basketball players never did master the “tearing off your jersey” thing

ACME makes makes basketball jerseys now!

Attention @Elmer_J.Fudd. It’s been three days now with no winner declared, so I nominate you to get the ball rolling again.

Mr. Butts has a longer history than most realize.

Mr. Happy Crack Pipe is waiting for his turn next.

“When I asked for a king-sized cigarette, I wasn’t expecting this!”

Apologies to all: I completely forgot I posted that image.

New government initiative to stop smoking: force manufacturers to make cigarettes so big they won’t fit in your mouth.

“Mr. Ivermectin will be in next to tell you how to cure your COVID.”

The winner…