“Ironically enough, I’m laid up because some movers dropped a grand piano on my legs.”
Nightly vespers included prayers, a Bible reading, and some quiet music.
Eine kleine nachtmusik
The world’s greatest berceuse. So effective that if played while on a conventional piano stool, risk of injury is almost guaranteed.
Betty just can’t keep her hands off her organ.
Tough call, but @Elmer_J.Fudd wins it. You’re up again!
Trick or Treat!
Billy found out he’d picked the worst street ever to wear his new praying mantis costume when Emily turned the corner.
“No you loser, it’s preying! You’ll be the one praying.”
“I meant the Guardians of the Galaxy Mantis!”
The winner…
We’ve taken care of Halloween, next up Thanksgiving:
"Why does he get to be John every time?
“I have a delivery of Wild Turkey here.”
Why do the chickens think this is so hard?
TO SERVE TURKEYS
(Here’s your complete sentence, Pisscord.)
I 
@needscoffee’s turn.
Thanks!
“The bathroom? Straight out the back and the woods are on your left.”
Ben wondered, “A good location, good food, fair prices. Why do people avoid my cafe?”