“It got mixed up. I’m Catholic and the Pope shits in the woods.”
“Why yes, we do provide pic-a-nic baskets to go.”
Today’s winner!
There was an election today
“Well, I’m either going to post this on my Facebook page, or sell it to the American Dental Association.”
“We really only voted for the super-cool stickers!”
Is now a bad time to ask someone to pull my finger..? Anyone..?
Then ICE arrived…
After their robot overlords announced the immediate extermination of any unhappy citizens, applications for acting lessons suddenly increased tenfold.
The optimism of today’s youth! Take it away @needscoffee
Unfinished sequel to “Zardoz”.
“I will lead you all successfully out his colon, and then I shall be a man.”
Wake up sheeple!
“We never ended up in places like this when that pig was herding us.”
Some gods prefer actual shepherds.
@Slithy_Tove for the win!
“♪Mongoloid he was a mongoloid . Happier than you and me.♫”
“He’s so soft and FLUFFY!!!”
“He’s so short and CUDDLEY!!!”