And you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built to bruise.
The Olympic Women’s Biathlon took several tries to evolve into the modern form.
And we have a winner. Sorry for the delay, but my lady friend and I were, well…
I’ll just leave it go at that.
-“BB”-
…going for a bike ride?
Have at it, all.
Not much call for a kraken whisperer these days.
The dream of the fisherwoman’s husband.
Man finds £6 on beach.
Captain Nemo’s love affair with the sea was…complicated.
From Here to Octopoteuthidae
“Do you have eight cigarettes?”
That whale song thing is so over. I can make you the next big thing. Dance lessons will be tricky, but I believe in you, kid.
Yeah, bro, I can relate. I mean, I’ve got lungs, you’ve got gills, but that’s no reason we have to live like our parents did.
The lovecraft that dare not speak its name.
“I had just scouted out some prime coral reef real estate. It was bright pink and attracted krill by the thousands, but then this sperm whale chased me away.”
“And how did that make you feel?”
Probably too subtle !!
Well, here comes Squiddy with his Buffalo Bob
He’s a cephalopod,
And he’s off to the rodeo
I have to leave for my coaching job in a few so I’m calling it a bit early.
For those who got it, @Ferris gets the win with one of the best ever. I’ll let Ferris do the reveal.
@Borborygmi takes 2nd.
Wow, thanks very much, @running_coach !
The original joke involved a shark paying back his friend with the punchline being:
“Here’s that six quid [“sick squid”] I owe you.”
Next up:
Awful Knawful comes from a village too poor to afford motorcycles and buses.
Due to the use of a Time-Turner, it’s discovered that “Weasley Stomping Day” is big at Hogwarts in 2084.