As a landlocked country without any coastline, the kingdom of Wherethehellamistan had to come up with its own way of indicating that something had jumped the shark.
A ritual of both initiation and purification. And we have much to learn from them.
With athletics audiences dwindling, the IOC decide to spice things up a little for the 2028 Olympic long jump competition.
And with this great adoptive gesture, Li Hu claims these infants as his own blood.
A man’s not a man until he can leap four babies in a single bound.
Skynet would soon refine their plans to get rid of Sarah Connor’s children.
Nobody in the Idaho community wanted to be the person who was unable to find something unchristian in the local library. So when they got around to Hop on Pop, a pageant was held to demonstrate their reassertion of the Fifth Commandment
“… And with that magnificent leap, Bob wins the “How Fast Can You Get Out Of The House When The Twins’ Diapers Need Changing” contest!”
Not wanting to give Skynet any ideas, but I felt @Kent_Clark was onto something here… over to you.
Some of the winning entries have veered dark lately. Let’s see if we can brighten the mood!
How did cat shit get onto my gumball?
Red ball
Blue Ball
Green ball
Yellow ball
Fluff ball
Challenge accepted.
I dare you.
You really don’t want to know what I originally put here.
[on Facebook]We named our new kitten Ball Bearing. [/oF]
One of those jawbreakers was kinda squishy.
Kitten in the ball pit napping out slow
Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no
This puts the “kit” in SKITTLES.
Not only is the McFlurry machine always broken down, now the ball pit in the PlayPlace is out of service too!
-“BB”-
Cheat Mode in Connect 4
“Bazinga!”