A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

Yes, I have microplastics in my system. Understandably given our society. But also, inexplicably, tiny, tiny little cats.

@Dr.Winston_OBoogie got as far away from dark as I could possibly ask for.
You’re up, Doctor. If you want, feel free to take the thread back to its sick, twisted direction.

Thanks! It can’t get any darker than this:

(yes, it’s all black)

“I’ve known this image a long time, indirectly, not directly very much, and it was always a square. I didn’t know it was black until a number of years ago when it happened to turn black, and now it wants to be known as black. So I don’t know, is it square, or is it black?”

If you stare into the darkness long enough, the darkness begins staring into you.

Okay, here’s the pitch: “The Hellen Keller Story!” And here’s the angle: we do the whole thing from Hellen’s point of view!

“Are you telling me that the Museum of Modern Art spent two million bucks on this?”

(Not in play)

$1 million would have been a discount

I call it “Black Cat in a Basement Coal Bin at Midnight during a Lunar Eclipse”.

-“BB”-

If someone stole it and substituted a forgery, how would anyone tell?

Still not in play.

I particularly enjoyed the painting’s listing under Exhibitions: " The Museum of Modern Art, Ad Reinhardt, May 1991 - January 1992, p. 104, illustrated in color " (emphasis added)

Answer, not in play:

If you look at it long enough, subtle patterns he worked into the layers start to emerge.

It’s always darkest before it goes completely black.

James Bond in View From Inside A Closed Eyelid

Black Velvet, if you please

Vanta Claus is coming to town.

By the brushwork.

Figure 1: Map of the universe to scale (post-heat death)

What did you think would happen when you cut the cable?

Deep down inside JD Vance’s couch…

The Bible: Genesis remake decided to go in a different direction.