@kaylasdad99 take it away
Let’s get this holiday season started!
It’s getting harder every year to jump-start these reindeer.
OK, Blitzen, if I promise to use they/them, will you go to the sleigh?
Any regrets? Yes: interbreeding the herd with mule deer.
The year Santa lost the instructions for the reindeer sleigh.
Donner was not prepared for the mandatory prostate exam Santa gave the older male reindeer.
“No Cupid, you haven’t been reassigned to Valentine’s Day.”
yes, hook that one to this…
Blitzen’s cocaine habit was becoming a major problem.
@Slithy_Tove , you’re up!
Thanks. Take a stab at this one
OK, so you really don’t wanna see white guys in boxer shorts around here, huh?
OK, so maybe you don’t want to hear about Amway.
Michael Rockefeller’s last moments…
(Not in play, obviously)
“I see your mohel joined in”
“I must warn you … these hands are registered as lethal weapons with the FBI.”
@Quondam_Mechanic up next
Thanks, Slithy. Let’s go somewhere different this time.
“Hey! My vacuum tubes are up here!”