One. way to avoid repainting your home.
The Medium is the Message.
The next nominee for New Jersey Federal Prosecutor
I would have gone with a more modern flat screen, but I don’t want a 1/2 inch face.
Even though Emily started dressing more seductively, her husband was still remote.
“Maybe now he’ll listen to me when I’m talking to him.”
First one, and there’s no way to improve it. Over to you, Elmer!
Some nightmare fuel for the season…
He needs Rudolph to be street legal.
You called for a taxi-dermist?
“All I need is a reindeer.” The Grinch looked around.
But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the Grinch? Hah! The Grinch simply said,
“If I can’t find a reindeer, I’ll use mule deer heads!”
The patron saint of children, sailors, merchants, bakers, students, and pawnbrokers. Deer? Fuck ‘em.
Got tired of reindeer poop flying in my face.
Santa got run over by a grandma
“Let this be a warning to the rest of you! You have three weeks to shape up.”
The winner…
Thank you Elmer.
Let’s get nostalgic
When the Fuhrer says “Ve iss die master race”
We Ho HO HO
Right in the Fuhrer’s face!
@Kent_Clark , your submission stands prominently above all the rest. Please post a picture.
As Mark Twain reportedly said,“If it weren’t for the honor of the thing I’d just as soon have missed this occasion.” But the game must go on.
