“Hey! My boobs are down here!” [The well’s run dry].
“The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You” (and Oklahoma, and Nebraska, and Missouri, and Arkansas, and…
Putting on my mascara in the morning is really a bitch.
@needscoffee takes the prize for most disturbing image.
Now finish dressing and post the next pic.
Here ya go:
Ralph Nader’s early auto safety crusade delayed the advent of distracted driving for many decades.
Welcome to roaming charges the size of a king’s ransom.
“Just my luck. It’s a party line and that Broderick Crawford just can’t shut the fuck up.”
(Not in play: photo is from this GE brochure)
At least she’s not texting while driving.
They couldn’t make an IBM Selectric small enough.
Though the call clarity was excellent, having only 300’ of cable severely limited driver range.
Okay, over to you, @Lumpy!
Here we go
Am I going to have to put up with this for the next 18 years?
Got your nose!
“There’s my binky!”
A moment later Kevin’s parents were confronted with the dilemma of which member of the family would have to go.
I think the expression says it all:
@Dr.Winston_OBoogie, boogie on down.
Thanks! Hows about this one:
Santa’s Little Helpers deal with the extreme surfeit of milk and cookies Nicholas receives every Christmas Eve.