You think the reversal of us taking the milk and cookies looks silly? Wait until the AI image of Santa drinking from the toilet is posted.
Tiger stirs Santa’s milk while Prince glazes Santa’s cookies.
@Slithy_Tove , you’re up
The Nativity, as compiled by Terry Gilliam.
Then the choir of angels “Gloria! He is a little bitty baby! A really little bitty baby. Was he born prematurely? What is the gestational period for a divine birth?”. Five seconds later, they were smited.
“Somebody get me a Geiger Counter. This shit ain’t normal!”
“Just the right size for my dashboard…”
“The part of Baby Jesus is played by a 40-watt light bulb”*
Doonesbury December 21 1973.
Although she was now a teenager, Mary was still thrilled to get a new doll to add to her collection.
“blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb”
Blessed maybe, but doubtfully unique: every mom wonders if she’s thrown a two-headed calf. Take it, @Ferris
@Slithy_Tove thank you!
The winner (loser?) of the cannibals’ catsup&mustard contest would become the featured main course.
The Smiths forgot the sunscreen again.
The Delta house 15 years ago
The Brawny Family. All condiments; no hotdogs.
@needscoffee gets my vote.
“Hah! No one can see us now. OOH SQUIRREL! BARK BARK BARK”
“That rotten little Taylor kid can never resist jumping into a leaf pile. If we don’t get him, the fire hydrant will.”