A tree’s sweet, sweet revenge…
“Okay Hercules, it was actually twelve-and-a-half labors. Capture Cerebus, and while you’re here fill up these leaf bags. We’ll have some hot cocoa ready when you’re done.”
All yours, @Elmer_J.Fudd!
Thanks!
Home improvement time…
The real estate listing called it a bay window.
In the Backrooms windows can be a way out or the final damnation.
“And when we move to our new house, Billy, you’ll have your very own room. And it’ll even have a window!”
Mental health architecture: a focus window where the subject may contemplate the bleakness of existence. Then, in a reverse of the parable of the donkey who starved between two bales of hay, the subject can’t decide which closet to hang himself in.
FOR RENT: Room in a house. Close to campus, perfect for a college student. Plenty of closet space. Microwave and mini-fridge allowed. Lovely view …
The winner…
Thanks! Let’s try something seasonal:
Welcome to the island of misfit toys!
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It’s easy to do just follow these steps
1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your junk in that box
3, make her open the box
And that’s the way you do it
“Okay, photo time is over. Back under tree you all go!”
Honey, why does their paper look like the UPS guy’s?
It seemed like the thing to do, after the entire family was swallowed alive by a giant wombat and pooped out just in time for Christmas