Hold the pickles, add more lettuce,
Special orders don’t upset us,
All we ask is that you let us,
Make it your way,
Within reason …
… And a sprig of parsley on top
If you can eat it in 30 minutes, it’s free!
“Oh, you want a ‘fucking BIG Mac’? I’ll give you your big mac…”
The “kid’s size” Bronto Burger
The 7-tier Wedding Burger
You’re the winner, @kaylasdad99!
Sorry to take so long.
“Psst. Santa. Don’t eat the cookies.”
One of these things is not like the others…
As soon as they’re finished with Santa, they’ll be attending midnight Black Mass.
And a very Merry KISS-mas to you!
Since The Nightmare Before Christmas, Santa tries to maintain good diplomatic relations with Jack Skelington’s realm; it isn’t always easy.
Just because we’re Nihilists doesn’t mean we don’t believe.
Come to think of it, it IS kinda odd that the whole family is Gene Simmons. @Elmer_J.Fudd, you’re up.
Thanks! Merry Christmas, everyone!
Frank! What the hell are you doing?! You know Peggy prefers menthol!
“That’s nauseous feeling in your stomach means you got a really good draw that time. Now let’s see how long you can hold it in your lungs.”
“Susie, it’s time you made a visit to Flavor Country.”
Jane’s parents gave her the ultimate Christmas present - the road to lung cancer.