A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

John tries to walk it off after Yoko sings.

(not in play) Are you sure that isn’t what he really was doing?

John stance there is very reminiscent of R. Crumb’s Mr. Natural:

Lennon aspires to be a truck flap model.

Gotta go with Winston’s.
That type of walking, FYI, was called truckin’.

And now for something completely different:

“It’s the snack. . .

That bites BACK”

Another surprise awaited Little Red Riding Hood when she looked into her basket of goodies.

Instead of having been bred, he was bread.

We had to train him not to leave crumbs in the house.

They said Twinkies wouldn’t decompose in a thousand years. They never said they wouldn’t mutate.

Sorry - late on judging. I liked all of these, but the winner has to be

Take it away, @Elmer_J.Fudd , Esquire!

Thanks! In other news…

“Mrs. Brady, can you tell our viewers how soon after Mr. Brady left you for the Partridges did you decide to replace him with another species altogether?”

“Well, yes, as the older sister, I get the dress on the weekends.”

“And how’s your Simian Bachelor honeymoon going?”

“Mainly because he reminds me of Roddy McDaniel, and I loves me some Rod.”

The winner…

Thanks, @Elmer_J.Fudd !

Nixon checks the serial numbers against the registration for E’s lethal karate hands.