“So that’s what a real Rolex looks like.”
‘It’s amazing how easy it is to conceal microphones these days, Mr President. Look, I keep one in my cufflink!’
‘How interesting…’
“So it’s true. They really do make Spiro Agnew watches.”
You keep saying you’re not a crook, but if my cuff links go missing, I’m ramming a blue suede shoe so far up your backside you’ll need an act of Congress to get it removed.
What time is it?
Well, it’s one for the money, two for the show…
Are those blue suede cufflinks?
I enjoyed them all, but by a narrow margin picked @Spoons as the winner:
Thanks!
Let’s try this one:
“And Hiroshi is in the the lead in the new Kyoto Biathlon!”
When I told my high school guidance counselor I wanted a career in sports, I only weighed 100 pounds. My metabolism had other plans… and the horse has been filing complaints ever since.
The racing commission started placing ridiculous handicaps on #14.
At the 3/4-mile mark the horses and riders switch, and then we’re gonna clean up!
When the travel company mixed up the accounts of “the horse jockey” and “the Horse, Jah Kee” sumo wrestler.
@Tibby takes it with this one:
All yours, Tibby!
Thank ya, thank ya very much. [/Elvis]
Gentlemen… start your engines:
When even a four-eyed alien swamp monster mocks your attire, you realize Disco isn’t making a comeback.
“Laugh all ya want! Disco Stu is moving to Springfield!”
“Laugh all you want. I can still fit into the same suit I wore 50 years ago.”
“Whaddya mean, ya can’t wear blue after Nzgyggwallh’s Day?”
“Yeah, everybody thinks I’m a joke…until they put on “Tequila”.