A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

Much like the Russian version, ‘Pull My Finger’ Roulette was notoriously dangerous.

@Knowed_Out, for the win.

Batter up, Knowed_Out.

Let’s try this one.

If she spent a little more time looking at the music and less time looking in the mirro, she could be a prodigy.

Militant bulldyke “Butchy” Leiberman was always embarrassed by her childhood photos.

A weird demographic for the Liberace Fan Club.

Emily also enjoyed playing works by Mendelssohn, Slipknot and Kevin ‘Bloody’ Wilson.

Take it away @Ferris !

Why thank you, @Knowed_Out !

The village porridge surplus really started piling up after Goldilocks disappeared into the forest.

“You want mayo on your sandwich.”

“No, no thanks. Hold the mayo.”

“I wasn’t asking a question.”

“Dammit! Where’s that bandaid?!”

I think it needs a little more salt.

The town holds a lottery to decide who gets to lick the beaters.

“It’s ready for your album cover now, Mr. Alpert.”

Ok this one is a little crude (so if you are easily offended, do not click :smirking_face: )…

Gulliver’s generous donation would keep the Lilliput sperm bank in business for a very long time

“Where’s my contact?”

Every once in a while, I’ll see an entry and think, “I’m sure that’s very clever, but I don’t get the reference…”

I was therefore delighted when I Googled ‘Alpert album cover’ and learned about a bit of music culture history. @needscoffee deservedly takes this round.

Omgosh, everybody owned that album in 1965. A classic!
I actually lol’ed at @Spoons’s entry.

New image (I hope!):

Young Roger Waters had a very disturbing upbringing.