A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

In later years, Napoleon and Squealer fostered cultural exchanges to promote improved relations with the humans.

(Not in play) I think I’ll let this stay open until morning, just in case…

Music may hath charms to soothe the savage breast, but not a baratone.

And the Grammy for best music lyrics goes to @Lumpy!

Thanks @needscoffee. And speaking of coffee and cream:

After the disastrous launch of its line of cosmetics for persons of color, L’Oreal was forced to end its partnership with Sherwin-Williams.

After Michael Jackson transitioned.

“And now we have Allison modelling the latest in skin fashion from Halston … er, make that Holstein.”

All funny but this gets the nod:

Thanks.

Let’s give this one a try.

A Mythbusters’ experiment with charcoal briquets gone horribly wrong.

Well, there goes supper!

“Still needs chilli…”

“For the last time. You put the turkey IN the hot oil, DO NOT pour the hot oil on the turkey!”

Well, we ran out of propane, so I used that old tank from Vietnam.

I guess the turkey’s done when the flames burn out. I ain’t checking it before then!

For some reason the judges left before tasting this entry in the chili cook-off.

Today’s guest chef: the Human Torch!

“I like to put a little char on the skin at the end.”

Children, this is why you thaw the turkey before putting it in the frier.