A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

Both pediatricians and kids loved the original marble roll game, but mothers were squicked out by it.

Are you sure you don’t mean Alex Murphy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFuxiZFwDPs

“Holy Christ, there’s nothing left!”

Winner! All yours, @Ferris!

Thank you, @needscoffee !

You may know the official version of this Greek legend, but I invite you all to submit an alternative…

[Not in play:] Uh, no actually; which legend? And btw, I sincerely wonder about the question voiced below.[/n.i.p]

“Explain to me again: in Ancient Greece why must women remain clad neck to ankles, but men can be nude or near-nude?”

{Also not in play} This painting depicts the mythological “Dispute between Minerva and Neptune to give a name to the city of Athens”.

Pointing at the horse’s posterior, Poseidon shouted “Ass ends” with a lisp, and thus the city got its name.

Yes, you should never look a gift horse in the mouth, but slapping it on the ass is worse.

Yeah, I have a match. His butt and your face!

Just the thought that Poseidon had a lisp made me chortle.

@Knowed_Out - you win.

Thanks,

“Where are the canned goods?”

[Not in play]And good call on the lisped “Ass ends.” I knew that would be the winner. A great and creative entry, Knowed_Out.[End not in play.]

Getting snacks for ComiCon.

Even Mordor has a Walmart.

The humiliation of having to travel to Midgard to acquire Little Debbie Nutty Buddies is almost more than Siegfried can bear.

The aisle of Sauron

Honorable mention

The winner

Take that John Deere to victory lane @iamatractorboy

Thanks KO!

Well, since you mentioned my favourite vehicle…

Old McDonald swore he would make tractor tracks on the head of the next farm hand who suggested he institute casual Fridays.

Mr. Haney’s son may have been too hip for Hooterville, but the town left its mark on him.