“My other car is a - - well, it’s a wheelbarrow.”
A big influence in Noddy’s life was his uncle Sam.
Bib overalls are fine for everyday, but for Sundays and special occasions, something more formal is called for.
They figured out how to keep them home on the farm in England.
“Just like my crotch, this here tractor can pull up potatoes that are too big for their sacks.”
Had a few laughs from these, but this one got the biggest one. You’re up, Kaylasdad99.
Thanks. Let’s see what we can make of this.
Yuk! Enough Said.
The dog doesn’t like chunky.
Hair In A Jar was always only a temporary fix.
Well, that’s one way to make an adult “Dennis the Menace” costume.
"This is the shade of honey-blond I want my hair dyed."
How do you like my tou-peanut?
Life hacks for when you forget to bring a hat.
After the first allergy test proved inconclusive, Chad decided to kick it up a notch.
“My mother chose Jif. Now look at my life.”
Until you posted that, Chad and his allergy test was running strong. But you beat him out with this!
You’re up, @Knowed_Out !
I have questions
“Yeah, I’d like a pizza delivered to Lexington and 43rd Street … er, Lexington and 44th Street … wait, make that 45th Street … um, 46th Street … Jeez, Billy, why did we have to take an express train? Hello? Yes, now to Lex and 49th …”
“It’s not a used cell phone. It’s Factory Refurbished.”