That time the Soyuz capsule recovery team didn’t meet Rocket Raccoon for several hours.
The saddest thing in the world is a raccoon stranded on a desert isle…with no trash.
“I swear, this isn’t my cocaine!”
I was a perfectly self respecting gardener and then ICE came along. Look at me now.
“Here Gideon, take your stupid bible back.”
I laughed, but mostly at
Take it away!
Glad you liked it, @Prof.Pepperwinkle !
“Mr Snuggles just gets a little bit excitable sometimes”.
St. Martha was the bane of her HOA.
“Just about done with the tonsils - anyone got a lantern?”
“Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade.”
I’m sorry, he had a bad knight.
Medieval attempts at text-to-image generation took centuries to correct dragonslayer sizes.
“Put him down Rex. It’s not playtime.”
Bravo everyone! I really did have trouble choosing from several great themes… dentistry, Python, HOA’s…
In the end, it was this pun that got me:
Thank you kindly.
I almost went with, “He disagreed with something that et him.” And if you get that reference, you’re old.
On that note:
“I’m willing to invest, but I want an arm and a leg…”
Start every day with a smile.
Who’s your dentist?
The American Dental Association went with “edgy” for its new logo