“Where’s that bigger boat?”
Bruce’s headshot showed off his lovely smile.
“Smile, you son of a bitch.”
Yeah, we’re gonna need it.
You’re up @Knowed_Out.
Thanks Tat!
“I told you to lay off those habaneros, but nooooo!!!”
“Do not, I repeat, do not light a fart after eating grandma’s chili!”
“Well, it must be springtime. The Deltas are doing their usual springtime pranks.”
Then the terrible whirlwind subsided, the lid gently landed, and the Toilet of the Covenant was again secure.
“Well here’s your problem! Your Tidy Bowl man got his prop stuck in the flapper, overheated the outboard, and fire engulfed his vessel. Fella shoulda stuck to the bowl; leave the tricky stuff to the Tidy Tank man.”
Amanda reflected on her shared living arrangements. “On the plus side, at least Gary put the lid down afterwards…”
Maybe we need to quit eating at the Chernobyl Downtown Diner.
and @Ferris reveals his hand to be a Royal Flush. Grats!
Thanks, @Knowed_Out !
Have at it, captioneers!
Eh, must be Tuesday.
Don’t stand under the airliner flying over when everyone flushes the crapper at once.
I got this for free at a bank giveaway and by golly, I’m going to use it!
The day Gene Kelly drowned…
Thank goodness I remembered my umbrella!
“.. I can’t help but think Barb wanted to get me out of the house when she sent me downtown for some suntan lotion…”