@Kent_Clark takes it.
Once again I tried and failed to come up with anything even remotely humorous!
I couldn’t come up with anything at all. But the picture was great.
Abominable SnowMobile?
Let’s try this.
The HOA finally went too far…
Someone at this address order 37 pizzas and 2 cases of Diet Coke?
Tonight’s forecast: torchy with a chance of lynchy
[Shrek]
Aw, not again! Fiona …
[/Shrek]
Initially cocky, Frodo soon regretted his stance that ‘if Sauron wants the ring he can bloody well try and take it off me, can’t he?’.
“We hear you’re making a monster and we’re offended!”
“Torches and pitchforks? That’s so 1930s. Where are the smartphones and influencers?”
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
He said something against Taylor Swift! Let’s get him!
I’ll give it to @Spoons for attempting to pull the thread into this century.
Thanks!
Next up:
“Is it so wrong to want a gal with everything?”
Every time I see The Wizard of Oz, it feels like they’re mocking me. “Poppies! Poppies! Poppies!”
“On the outside it looks like have everything, yet I feel like there’s a hole in my life that needs to be filled.”
I know I should feel some value in myself, but the truth is, Doc, well… I just feel like a big fat zero.