All excellent, but this one is going to take it this time:
All yours, @iamatractorboy !
Why thank you, Spoons!
Ok, inspired by Dr Winston’s ‘Wizard of Oz’ attempt above, try this one out…
“Oh my God! It’s the Wicked Witch without makeup!”
“And she’s … she’s …”
“She’s beautiful!”
“By the way Dorothy, why do you keep carrying that basket around when there’s nothing in it?”
I asked AI to give me a portrait of John, Paul, George and Ringo. Bad AI!
Just 43 minutes into the film, the cast is paralyzed as side two of Dark Side of the Moon concludes.
No doubt in my mind… @Knowed_Out takes it
Thank yew.
The Newton of the ape world trying to understand why tires hanging by ropes get tangled up when demonstrating inelastic collisions.
After the ‘Banana-gate’ incident with his keeper, Joe-Joe was told to go and think about what he’d done.
“Oh, what I’d give for a Barcalounger.”
Parents hate “meet the teacher night,” especially when their children are in the lower grades.
The club was quiet because the pole dancers wouldn’t arrive for another hour.
“Where does a 800-lb gorilla sit in timeout?”
“I’m starting to think Tad won’t be showing up for our weekly chess game.”
The weirdest caption wins. @billy-jack
Paging @billy-jack…
Oops.
“Oh, so I’m the bad guy for rooting through the trash before you got to it!”
“Andy DaBeare crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to. Five hundred yards… that’s the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.”