A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

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4681

“I’m king of the world!”

4682

As a pedantic aside… that line has always bugged me. 500 yards isn’t even a third of a mile, let alone just shy of half. Still, I wouldn’t want to wade through a pipe full of shit that long.

4683

Maybe if I make myself look really big, he’ll get scared away.

4684

“Vote for me as mayor and I’ll ensure a bone this big in every yard!”

4685

“Oh yeah, well I once caught a fish THIS big!”

4686

It was a touch decision, but Kent_Clark gets it.

4687

Give me a minute here. . .

4688

Those 1000 monkeys still have a ways to go before knocking out the first act of Hamlet.

4689

Let’s try again. In celebration of baseball season

4690

The Phillies regretted their exhibition game with the Kankakee Caterpillars.

4691

“FOUL!”

4692

"We’ve given Connor a sample of Bunghole Beclean. Let’s see if his fellow athlete notices the nice, fresh, lemony scent!

4693

The first day of training exercises for joining the Trump administration wasn’t quite what the ex-Fox News reporters were anticipating.

4694

The first day’s shoot for the new Human Centipede sequel was rough on the stuntmen.

4695

@Knowed_Out gets a nice, fresh, lemony W for this round.

4696

What looms on the horizon?

4697

Despite clever graphics and age-appropriate writing A Child’s Guide to the End of the World was not a success.

4698

I wish we had worn masks. There are some really weird effects of Long COVID out there!

4699

The new Covid variants seemed almost to come out if nowhere.

4700

Why did MY sea monkeys never get that big?