A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

Let’s go with this one @kaylasdad99

I guess I’m too late, but I thought I’d add it anyway:

Dr Seuss was somewhat lost that day.

Ta.

Please caption this heartbreaking farewell diptych.

Donna hated to end the relationship, but Dave made her feel things she never felt before.

“Kinky too! Kinky too! SQUAWK!”

“Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool
Loving both of you is breaking all the rules…in, at least, a dozen states.”

Brenda’s love of balloons was making this a heartwrenching choice.

You’re up @Knowed_Out .

Thankee

Just one of the Michelin Man’s many illegitimate children. His excuse: “but I wore a rubber!”

“Sorry I didn’t have a second helmet.”

“Are we there yet? I’m tired!”

He goes where Hell’s Angels fear to tread.

What happens when you try to limit car pools to vehicles with at least four tires.

That should be good for two tire rotations.

All good, but @iamatractorboy gets the stick.

Thanks! I thought my pun (actually I’m not even sure it qualifies as one) was a little too tortured but seems I got away with it!

Since space seems to be in the news at the momentfor some reason, how about…

Hat etiquette: take your hat off at the office.

To paperwork … and beyonnnnd!

The office soon had to pass a dress code against the Daft Punk craze.