Rudy tries out his new skull detector.
(not in play) I couldn’t even see that that was somebody’s head at first because it was almost completely overwritten.
1945: war-weary Dutch invent the sport of beach volleyball. Nazi collaborators are indispensable participants.
Having dug almost all the way through from China, he needed just a little help at the very end.
Choose Your Punctuation: What’s that in the road ahead
This is another fine mess you’ve gotten me into!
How to Get a Head When There’s No Body Around
Yeh sorry about that, it’s a bit of an unfortunate spot for the writing to appear on.
Mr. Hughes promised to grow all the boys in his care into men but his only experience was as a gardener.
Highlander:The Early Years
Take it away Ferris!
Thanks - I’d laughed out loud at three of the other entries, so obviously a good choice of picture for us.
Sticking with the ‘old-time feel’:
“I told you we’d look at the fold-out after we finish the joke page.”
Let me finish the whole magazine before you play with the scratch & sniff ad, or there won’t be anything left
Lion: “Dude! All the animals in this mag are NUDE! What is wrong with you, you perv?”
Reading between the lions.
Elsa loved the Zoo After Dark photo essays.
Hey, I appreciate you buying me the magazine, but when I said I was on the lookout for a cougar, this was not what I had in mind!
Well, I told you they wouldn’t print that letter. They think you’re lyin’.
I was on the lookout for a winning entry - and this came to mind. 
Next pic’s yours, @iamatractorboy