Speaking of being on the lookout…
“I pledge allegiance to the United Mounds of Meerkatia, and to the burrows for which they stand. One colony, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”
Thanks
Six, no, seven wagons, one’s a conestoga… Well, there goes the neighborhood!
“Sir, it is the private’s duty to inform the senior drill instructor that Private Pyle has a full magazine that is locked and loaded, Sir!”
Look at those human critters stumbling about, looking confused. Just toss me some grubs. Is that so hard?
Survival of the fittest essentially boils down to “always protect your eyes and nuts”.
I can see clearly now, the plain is flat…
(Going dark and tasteless here)
Daddy was shot from a textbook depository, so I’ll have an aversion to textbooks. Including books on how to fly by instruments.
“Goddammit! They’re still there! I can’t pee while they might see me.”
Hey Macarena!
This one was tough to pick a winner for… let’s go with Prof!
Hawaiian hula skirts! [ Muchas grassy ass! ]
Those Colombian mule wranglers do have a sense of humor.
The Ladies Balloon Auxiliary, when describing their community activities, engage in much puffery.
Keep it gay! Keep it gay! Keep it gay!
Which balloon gets the mouth with the drooling tongue hanging out?
The ‘Budget Wiggles’ toy range - now with 25% more Wiggle!
Inflatable Tele-Tubbies.
-“BB”-