Carnage at Goldfinger auditions after cat lovers hear the leading lady will be Pussy.
They’re all waiting for that fearless mouse!
This sidewalk is reserved.
The elder witches and their familiars were wary when a new member joined the coven.
And the winner is…
Thanks. How about a sports image needing a caption?
“Folks, looks like Ivan’s testing positive for helium again.”
That’s what I call a chain reaction.
It wasn’t until the Rapture that we discovered what a big soccer fan God was.
He took the mantra, “Be the ball” a little too literally.
This made me break out in laughter. Elmer J.Fudd for the win.
Here’s one that could really use an explanation…
“Hurry up and put on your gloves. We’ve got a dead body to move!”
As this photo taken during the Cuban Missile Crisis shows, rich men planning to bunker through the Apocalypse with supplies and a coterie of female companions is not a new idea.
An FBI agent teaching women how not to leave fingerprints.
“OK ladies, the Statue of Liberty isn’t going to clean itself.”
“If I’m curt with you, it’s because….”
“Yeah, yeah, uncle Harvey - we get it. We’re cleaning the car already!”
Lisa and Michelle soon found out that beehive hairdos didn’t require actual bees.
The winner…
Thanks Elmer. Let’s try this one:
