I’m going to let this go another day just because it’s coming up on a holiday weekend, unless anyone has any objection.
“Hey kid. Got any spare change? Oil change, that is.”
Pardon me, boy. Have you seen my dog? It’s supposed to rain tomorrow and I don’t want him to rust.
The Michael Jackson Ranch recently got a new security measure to keep young cowboys from escaping.
Winner is @Elmer_J.Fudd, with
All yours, EJF!
Thanks!
You can now attend operas on the moon, but the parking lots are 240,000 miles away.
Man, it’s a long walk from the parking lot!
“It’s okay, we can watch the game on the Superduperjumbotron”
After George Jetson gave Judy a successful lesson in parallel parking, he felt comfortable enough to bring her to the DMV for her driving test.
Sorry for the delay. The winner is…
What time does the game start?
(not in play: how the heck do you read that?)
[In play]
How the heck do you read that?
(Not in play)
Here’s what Google AI says.
This is a Benlydesign TT Turbo M4 stainless steel racing watch.Design Inspiration: The watch features a unique flip-up hood design intended to mimic a classic 1960s engine bonnet.Dual Dials: It includes two angled dials designed to resemble dashboard gauges, allowing the user to track two time zones.Specifications: The timepiece is constructed with a 316L stainless steel case and is powered by a Japanese Miyota quartz movement.
Don’t be so literal. And by the way, how do you track time zones when all you have are second hands? Answer me THAT, Google AI.
Self driving cars will need displays that compensate for A.I. hallucination.
Okay, it’s pretty clear I didn’t knock this one out of the park. @Elmer_J.Fudd just go ahead and post something better.
Okay.
I’m a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
The police stage a cat lineup to determine who killed Mickey Mouse.