to you @Lumpy
Thanks!
“You’re a good boy aren’t you. Mind if I sniff your butt?”
The modern treatment for canine constipation.
When you turn up at the Halloween party and realise you forgot your costume.
“Constipation gone buddy?”
Okay, I’m giving it to:
My own caption would have been “what your pet sees when they hear you say the word ‘vet’”.
Keeping with the strange…
“Who’s a good bitch, huh? Who’s a good bitch?”
Sometimes, if you want to date a fireman, you have to settle.
Cruella: 100 down, 1 to go.
“One of these figures is actually a life-size Love Doll. Which is it?”.
Shoulda trained her to stay off the furniture when she was a puppy.
Sally’s replacement ‘emotional support’ animal companion wasn’t working out well.
Linda realized it was her own fault, but without her glasses, how was she to know that the life-size Furby she thought she’d ordered was really a short haired Furry?
Woman looking for love with a vicar surprised by internet date after man told her he ‘wore a dog collar’ for his job.
@needscoffee gets the nod for best backstory.
Thanks!
The ICE 9000 migrant profiling A.I. is still in beta testing.
Starbuck was taken aback by the new jumbo sized cylon.