“He just wants to know why your hair never gets windblown.”
“Well, you said you wanted a car that had buttons and knobs on the dashboard, instead of touch screens.”
“The convertible is great, but it is supposed to be a big nasty redhead!”
Presenting: the 2150 Caterham
“They see me ridin’ and they be hatin’”
The prom king and queen were expecting a more traditional reception.
In case I can’t get on the boards tomorrow (long story), I’ll go with
Thanks!
Alas, poor Yorick. You looked like me.
Why Kurt Vonnegut never wrote an autobiography
They said I had to get ahead in show business…
It’s always traumatic to learn that you’re nothing but a billionaire’s clone.
“So you still won’t tell me where you hid the secret formula, eh? How about I cut off something else, like perhaps an ear?”
[Not in play]
“Nope, they still didn’t make my new nose straight enough. Try again!!!”
Winner is @DrDeth for:
First runner-up is @Knowed_Out with
If DrDeth is unable to fulfill his role as Miss America Caption Contest winner, then Knowed_Out will take over in his place.
All yours, DrD!
@Knowed_Out it is all yours. I appreciate the honor, however.
Yo ho ho
“because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into scoundrels”.
“Which one of you would like to become an honorary parrot?”
The mutiny, when it came, was swift and bloody.