Well, that settles it, the eggs came before the chicken!
“I found where Granny hid the Easter eggs!”
“It’s supposed to keep me from snoring.”
No! Cecil himself said that the chicken has to get laid before the egg can be.
“My wife thinks she’s a chicken?”
“Have you taken her to a psychiatrist?”
“I would, but we need the eggs.”
“The eggs are all on my half of the bed again! Why can’t those stupid chickens ever get to the other side?”
“Why must I always walk on eggshells around you?”
Incubator? What incubator? We don’t need an incubator. Another week and we’ll be up to our asses in Rhode Island Reds.
“I said I wanted breakfast in bed, and it was to include eggs. I didn’t expect this!”
Chad was later able to truthfully claim he’d ‘had dozens of chicks in his bed’.
The winner!
Thanks, @Elmer_J.Fudd !
Next up:
With enemies like Makisig’s, it pays to have your squad of trained monkeys inspect the caterer’s food before you eat it.
Indiana Jones, having once had “bad figs” now has an army of taste testers."
“Untouched by human hands”.
The brunch menu was satisfactory, but the customers grew upset because they couldn’t get mimosas.
@Lumpy takes it (the round, not the food)!
Gentle nudge to @Lumpy - do you want to put up the next pic?
Sorry, I had to take a 48-hour vacation from going online; long story.
“WHY do I KEEP getting speeding tickets?”