“Fire that puppy up! Oh, wait …”
Russia didn’t take Kazakhstan’s threat to impound property for non-payment of leases seriously, until…
Ahmed never even noticed the new stealth bomber.
Something tells me that "Drone"dary is not the answer.
Made me giggle!
@needscoffee - you’re up.
Thanks!
Here you go:
Old School Republicans greet the new Southern Strategy.
Sir, I’ll won’t tell you again, no tie, no entry. Good day to you!
“Excuse me, do you have a minute to talk about Our Lord and Savior, Reptilicus?”
“Ask your doctor about Venenum®. Rare side effects can include…”
“My wife! And my best friend! And…what’s my lawyer doing here?”
Nothing kills the mood at a small college faculty mixer like a visit from the Philosophy department.
These are all hilarious! Tough choice.
@Elmer_J.Fudd wins it by a nose with
Thanks!
“Gladys! The Easter bunny was here!”
“No, you fool, it is keeping all your eggs in one basket!”
“No bacon?”
“Turns out that one-night stand just used me to fertilize her spawn”.
“Honey, that bedbug zapper I made had a weird side effect!”
“I told you the electric blanket doesn’t get hot enough to make hard-boiled eggs!”