“Tell Gene Hackman to stop messing with my hat!”
Pro tip: when you talk to a guy and he all the sudden crawls under a car, you about to eat 10 million bullets.
“Hurry up! We promised to meet up with Sonny Corleone at the tollbooth to the Parkway.”
Time to wrap this one up. They were all great, and it was difficult to choose, but this caption is goint to take this round:
Your turn, @Kent_Clark !
Let’s go another round with movie stills.
“ I go by “Shepio” now.”
“I think you’ll find, Mr. Tibbet, that your wife’s new, improved chastity belt will be impervious to mailmen when you’re next out of town!”
Just because I’m presumin’ that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had a heart
“It’s gonna shock me when I shake that hand, isnt it?”
The future Marty and Dr Brown are casting the new Tin Babe for the 2300 remake of the Wizard of Oz.
I commend all of you for your excellent submissions, but today is May the Fourth, so I’ll award this to @Elmer_J.Fudd
Thanks!
All that really matters is that Christopher got the emergency sewing kit that his date told him to bring in time for tonight’s prom!
“Guess what sweetie! I got our first wedding gift!”
Super-suave criminal, Jack ‘The Needle’ Brandt managed to hide the hijacked SWAT truck and repair his tuxedo without any of the officers noticing.
The winner:
Sneaky SWAT, using UPS trucks for cover…
Thanks, @Elmer_J.Fudd !
Perhaps Jack’s next mission…?
Sorry, couldn’t quickly find a way to remove the real caption at the top of the image. I’m at work so can’t devote as much time to important SDMB work as I’d like…
What happened when Borat was appointed Minister of War.
“The Russians were tired of the Ukrainains towing off their tanks with tractors, so they went one better…”
“They ran out of fuel, so yak is needed.”