(It is nice to be a runner up, anyway, and his was better than mine. )
“I swear, Bonasera, if you pull one more quarter out of my ear, the audience for your next magic trick will be a school of mackerel.”
“Don Vito, the caterers warn that we’re going to run out of canapés shortly. Would you like me to get a plate of them for you before they’re all gone?”
How many times do I have to tell you, Marlon, the cotton wool balls go in your cheeks, not your ears! Now where are my tweezers?
Marlon Brando had become so unreliable at learning his lines, Martin Scorsese would cast extras as sycophants to whisper his lines to him as they groveled.
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Want a car? $100 for your choice. Hookers? $5 Booze $5 I can get you whatever you need. Trust me.
“You really should have that hand taken care of. It looks like Donald Trump’s.”
Only @iamatractorboy shows me any respect…
I need you to take care of the next caption, comprendez?
Well they do say no Englishman can refuse to post a photo for captioning on the day of his daughter’s wedding (well not really).
Let’s stick with Mr Brando…
“You saw me in Guys and Dolls. Now, I’d like to invite you to see my next picture. It’s called Buoys and Gulls.”
I would like you to meet my gullfriend. She’s a real beaut, isn’t she?
I wish they all could be California gulls.
“You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of having a goddamn bird stuck to my head”"
Well, I just couldn’t refuse this one. You’re up, Spoons.
Thank you!
I rather like the idea of using famous movie stills for the contest. Here’s another, and I think you should all be able to come up with something good for it:
“…and then - get this - she says to me ‘you’re so vain!’… Me!!”
Oh, look! It’s a blind 80-year old nun walking a kitten on a string! Max points!