Another species that missed the Ark.
Twenty-four months after the Big Top’s Australian tour, Mr. Jumbo began to suspect that Junior wasn’t his.
What was my mother thinking, fooling around with that kangaroo!
Had someone else challenged us with this picture, my submission would have been Dumbo wanted a baby brother real bad, but with no other elephants in the circus, momma had to make do with what was available.
But @needscoffee said it better than I did, so that’s the winner. You’re up. @needscoffee !
Make me proud.
Thanks!
“I can haz selfie?”
I’m gonna keep activating your RING camera until you let me in!
Rare sighting of the legendary Black and White Tabby Beast of Aaarrrgghhh!
Wow, this is really a three-way tie. Also, as I’m typing this, my very annoying 
is sitting next to me and reaching over with her claws 
to turn my face in her direction.
I’m going break the tie by giving it to @Spoons, who found an appropriate use for an internet meme.
All yours, @Spoons!
Thanks! I’ll stick with the animal theme. Let’s try this:
It was a good nap until somebody threw coins in the case.
Smuggling attack dogs in a violin case was tried during Prohibition but guns turned out to be more efficient.
The only proper way to accompany a reading of Allen Ginsberg’s “Howl”.
After learning how Japanese farmers grow watermelons into the shape of a square box, Jeb decided to go for a more Appalachian approach.
“Damnit, I grabbed the wrong Lucile again!” B. B. King
Gonna need an amp with a good sub-woofer.
Yoko Ono never mastered the guitar, but she found an instrument more suited to her voice.
Basket case.
How not to sneak your pet dog through customs.
(Maybe not the funniest, but the most snarky!)