I agree, and I share that sentiment. That one was definitely in the running. But this one is going to go to @Elmer_J.Fudd , for this terrific pun:
All yours, Elmer!
Thanks!
Gas prices on the rise? No problem with ACME rocket skates!
“Cry me a river, you woke pussies!”
The gas station attendant is being very careful to place the gas nozzle in the right hole.
Go go Citgo Gadget skates!
“I’m running late - better fill 'er up with ethyl!”
The commissioner of Roller Derby lived and breathed his job.
It’s really annoying to skate through New Jersey and not be allowed to pump my own gas.
For the Coyote reference the win goes to…
Sorry about the repeat image. Apparently, I have finally reached the end of the Internet. I’m off to read the back of a cereal box.
I still cant figure out how to get an image here. Who was the runner up, and can someone give me some help?
I use Imgur.com. Make an account, post a photo there, copy the link and post it here. There are a couple things to keep in mind there - you have to open the image in a new tab to get the link, or else you’ll end up posting the “album” link instead.
Other people use postimages.com. I’m going to try it out one of these days.
Thanks.
Still, we need a winner.
Runner-up…
Give me a fw hours. I’ll be back later today
To infinity and beyond?
Having landed on 大きくてセクシーな触手の惑星 the crew bravely goes out to meet the inhabitants.
(Translation: Planet of Large and Sexy Tentacles)
"Janet, why did you have to wear that curvaceous space suit? Don’t you remember the “Mars Needs Women” fiasco?
“These aren’t sugar plum fairies!”