Whiney, cheesy and chicken.
“Doofus! Everyone knows you serve white wine with chicken!”
Dave was left rather disappointed after his best friend said he’d set him up with a bird he knew.
@needscoffee clearly knows his beverages and has won the challenge!
Thanks! I’m a she, btw.
My apologies. I still have trouble using “they” as a singular pronoun for unknown gender.
“Buy now and receive a bonus Barbie Fun-Colonoscopy Kit!”
Easy-MRI: for when your doll needs a scan and your image model needs a spellcheck.
The MRI results are back- Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.
Winner is @DrDeth for
All yours, DrDeth.
Background:
My sister sent me a video of her young granddaughter playing doctor using very simple plastic instruments and I thought she needed something more advanced, so I had AI make an MRI machine out of an Easy-Bake oven.
“You’ve got six hundred horsepower in that thing? Gosh, I’ve only got one horsepower.”
Looking for the rest of the 7th cavalry? Sorry, haven’t seen them.
(I was real busy and didn’t get my caption entered for the previous pic.)
The new MRI scanners being installed in all of the ICE detention centers. Guess who gets a million dollar kickback on each MRI sold.
“Little Bighorn is a couple miles down the road, but you’re about 150 years too late.”
“You don’t like cowboys? I don’t like cowboys, either. Let’s go kick some butts!”
“No, soldier, I don’t believe the “damn redskins”, as you called them, down that way still practice scalping. Say, can I have a peek at that helmet you’re wearing?”
“No, I asked for an air cover Apache.”
Careful, a pun like that could result in a lawsiouxt.
Village People 2.0 really need to work on their choreography.