Winner Winner! Your turn!
Thanks. Let’s see what we can do with this.
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but only elephants can pick a friend’s nose.
“John, I’m here with the elephant pack, and they appear to have accepted me into their tribe.”
Elephant-human mind melds also help alleviate congested sinuses.
It’s not that nose that is the problem. It is the nose probing his rear end. Next time, you can bet that he will wear pants.
JoJo the elephant artist was so skilled he could draw a face accurately just by feeling it.
The Elephant decided he wanted to a reverse Blind Men and the Elephant.
“… and that’s pretty much the whole story. Reporting from the zoo, I’m John Merrick.”
So true, so true.
@Dr.Winston_OBoogie you’re up next.
Thank you!
Staying with elephants,…
The ad campaign didn’t sell much cocktail mixer, but everybody north of 15 stone wants to know where to get that chair
“I’ll never forget that sunset at the beach”
Voiceover: “A life like this can be yours. Just let Dewey, Cheathem, and Howe represent you in your lawsuits against all of your next door neighbors. You don’t even need a reason to sue – Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe will make one up for you. Don’t forget – that is Dewey, Cheathem, and Howe. Call the number on the bottom of your screen.”
A Republican on a dream holiday.
Elvin may not need a straw, but you do. Don’t be caught without a Tropicali Straw on your next vacation!
He trains circus ringmasters.
He passed on being the spokesman for Planters’ Peanuts.
He doesn’t need to flap his ears to fly.
He is… the most interesting elephant in the world.