Now, this one’s the T-bone, this one’s the tri-tip, this one’s the brisket, and over here’s the wing.
“After you finish practicing on him, hurry up and paint the bar over the pretty lady’s bare boobs, so she can turn around.”
When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws,
They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws.
'Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
[not in play]
Ooh, Kipling has joined the contest!
Okay, the cage is the Piñata, and once we finish decorating you as a fuckton of candy, you’ll get inside and we’ll bring the kids out to start hitting it.
The tribe has yet to learn how to play tic-tac-toe properly.
The winner…
“I’ve heard of ‘shooting from the hip,’ Pedro, but what do you call this?”
This technique only works as long as a stallion doesn’t take a sudden interest in the mare. If a stallion does take interest, shoot the stallion before he gets there.
The budget for this James Bond knockoff was so meager, they replaced his signature vehicle with Ass-ton Martin.
“Horse won’t start? Use our patented ‘Bolt Action’ pistol!”
Horse: Be careful where that hammer falls, pardner.
It would have been the perfect hiding place for an ambush, if he hadn’t left his hat for everyone to see.
Winner winner- your turn!
This was a close second.
Goooooooaaaaaaalllll!!!
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(Not my attempt)
I remember watching this match. That is Michy Batshuayi, playing for Belgium. Ironically, he couldn’t hit a cow’s arse with a banjo but he could hit his own face.
That’s using your head- whoops, no.
Every sport has their own “Wrong Way” Riegels.