Every sport has their own “Wrong Way” Riegel
Winner 
July 4th is this Caturday.
“Yeah, am an Orange One, and I like hugging the flag, so what?”
A scene from the live-action Bloom County continuation.
It’s mine, I rubbed my face on it so I am claiming it!
This entry trumps the others. @Ponderoid
“I declare war to the death on Great Russian chauvinism. I shall eat it with all my healthy teeth as soon as I get rid of this accursed bad tooth.” - Vladimir Lenin, posthumously keeping to his promise, just in case
who has one thumb but caused the fall of the Russian Monarchy?
Statue dentistry – a very niche occupation.
If you think morning breath is bad, try 365,730-day breath!
Tough choice, but I award the win to @Knowed_Out .
I laughed almost as much as billy-jack’s, though.
And I came up with: “The pigeon crap is on my hand, you bourgeoisie lackey! blb-blbarg wharrgarbl”
Thanks, I’m speechless!
Bob is wishing Lord Vetinari’s ( the Patrician) laws for Mimes- that they be hung upside down in a scorpion pit- be instituted immediately.
I’m confused. Is he referring to his sister’s tits? Or to his sister’s ass?
Bob is about to participate in the mime’s next sketch - “Annoying mime being punched in the face”
As Clive slid the dagger further into the side of the man who was gesturing at him, he wondered why he wasn’t screaming yet…
OK @Kent_Clark you win the Best of All Mime award.
How about the most annoying part of soccer?
(not in play) What am I seeing here, someone faking a “he hit me!”?