A “flop.” You can take it in any direction you want.
No one believed him when he said the other player pushed him over by telekinesis.
King Arthur to Sir Robin: Oh shut up and go and change your armour.
WWE called. They said you’re overselling.
“Use Listerine and kill germs that cause soccer breath.”
Once the Swedish team’s secret weapon got out, all the teams began using Surströmming before their games.
Airbend it like Beckham.
For understated snark, @Knowed_Out scores a Goooooooooooooooaaallllll
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WWE called. They said you’re overselling.[/quote]
The ball is yours.
Let’s continue to put the Fun in FIFA
Cousin Nicky: I’m going steady, and I French kiss.
Andy Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Nicky: Yeah, but Daddy says I’m the best at it.
He’d already proved to be a fine shot stopper, but Andy wondered how his goalkeeper dealt with balls into the box.
PE class was where Yentl realized she’d blown her cover.
They have Red cards, Yellow cards, and are now thinking about Rainbow cards.
I liked the reference to my favorite holiday movie @billy-jack.
I ate lunch at the local drug store lunch counter today (best hamburger and onion rings in my county), so here goes.
With only one slice of 15 cent pumpkin pie left in the display, Frank will not distracted by some fool shouting “Say cheese!”.
The end of the expensed three martini lunch had businessmen scampering to find another option.
The “I’ll have what he’s having” chain came to an impasse when the final white guy couldn’t decide which dessert was the most American.
All the effort of faking your suicide in a Berlin bunker…all for naught.
The untold story of white male support of Civil Rights-era sit-ins.