I’ll have what he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he’s having.
That’s a good one.
The “Say cheese!” one from Elmer J.Fudd is really good, too.
But it is Knowed_Out for the win
Continuing the 50s theme
Agnes will never again be caught at the end of the line when they hand out things.
Mabel was really annoyed when the Bouncer motioned Marilyn forward, skippng the line.
“Congratulations! You’re our 1,000,002nd customer!”
“Quit poking me in the back!”
The best of all possible worlds. Christmas Tree lights and two ornaments.
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“… and they said that a Lilliputian couldn’t breed with a Brobdingnagian!”
The Sequel to the Attack of the 50 foot Woman gets weird.
“By the way, I’m not going to be standing below you when the baby breaches.”
Now that the shapeshifter’s mission is complete, he’ll return to his original form as a blue whale.
Gulliver hopes he has better luck with his Brobdingnagian bride than he had with that poor Lilliputian gal.
The apes are puzzled as the sun rises on the great Mamalith.
Really any of these responses would be fine, but since there can only be one…
If only because I can actually picture a grade-z sequel asking what would happen if she’d been pregnant.
Because of a Victorian idea that posing for photographs was immodest, almost all such photographs from that era are actually of men in drag.
The picture on the cover of the book The Emily Post Guide to Picking up Women.