“Stellaaaaaaaaa!”
“I’m from uh, GrubHub, and I have that uh, cat food order for you.”
When I hold my head up like this sometimes the really stupid ones think I’m the pope and let me in.
‘Hello? We’ve got a leak in our boiler. We need a plumber…and make it snappy!’
“They weren’t impressed by me bringing a mouse into the house, but maybe if I went a bit bigger…?”
“Hello, I’d like to talk to you about God’s plan for the end of the world…”
Theirs was a love that was never meant to be.
@Bicycle_Bill gets it.
That’s an insurance agent that will truly talk your head off.
Thank you.
Well, it’s that time of the year again, so let’s see what we can do with this …
-“BB”-
The ‘2 girls 1 cup’ team stock up for the disturbing sequel.
Looks like there’s still room for Jello.
At least there’s one thing that jiggles that you’ll be able to touch at your first frat party…
“Red Solo cups? Right here. Booze and beer is in Aisle 4. Chips and other snacks are in Aisle 3. Oh, and condoms are in the Pharmacy Department.”
“Hey, thanks. But what about the Jello?”
“Use your imagination.”
Ping pong balls are sold out again?
“When I said I needed study materials for the bar exam, this wasn’t what I had in mind!”
“They said they sold shooters. I thought they meant the gun kind.”
To be honest, my thoughts also went to beer pong rather than jello shots. @Elmer_J.Fudd, it’s yours.
-“BB”-
Thanks!
Patricia thought that Bonus Bob was a tall cold drink.
“Lady, I don’t care what the sign says. I got no shrimp, if you get my drift.”