“Seriously, what do you see in that guy?”
“He makes me laugh.”
Bob certainly lived up to his dating profile, which promised he was over six feet tall with big eyes, all his own hair and a great smile.
As Sandra blew harder, the yellow condom started to inflate.
Sandra mistook her lipstick for Gorilla Glue. What was supposed to be a joke photo turned into three days of EMTs, Fire and Rescue personnel, and a never-before-heard-of solvent whipped up by a chemistry professor at UCLA. Not to mention the lawsuit Clownburger filed for three days’ worth of lost revenue from its drive-thru.
" I love a man in uniform."
This why you should never go to a back alley optometrist.
A split second later, Sondra realized she had been tricked as she began to transform.
Moments later Shelley was arrested for "Hi, Jack!"ing.
It’s prices like these that kept pennies in circulation.
“Unlike my husband, he actually takes orders.”
Who knew that teenage prank would eventually become true love.
Her kiss turned him into a real boy
The winner!
Thanks Elmer. I struggled with that one.
Speaking of struggling…
Don’t tell the photographer what we did with Daddy.
It’s true. Make a face long enough; it will stay that way.
They took the Momo Challenge… and won
Anything to make JD Vance happy…
One of us…one of us…
New Invisalign commercial is failure.