Clifford! Stop chasing seagulls!
Those damn Young Earth Creationists are at it again.
Having been discovered as hoaxers, the crop circle engineers moved to dinosaur footprints.
The Dinodoodle was a step too far…
Is Bambi under there somewhere?
Oh my God. I’m back. I’m home. All the time, it was… We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Has anyone seen Rover? This is the second time this week that he broke his chain.
It was a very close call, but I’m giving it to @Elmer_J.Fudd for inventing a Dinodoodle.
Thanks!
“We warned you about the effects of eating too much watermelon”.
You ate so much spinach the Pepto-Bismol passed right through you!
“You can’t open a watermelon by squeezing it like you do a can of spinach!”
He’s a watermelon thief. String him up.
The winner…
From Popeye vs. watermelon to. . .?
Jack didn’t know that the beanstalk wouldn’t react kindly to being climbed.
Ragnar the Red, the Ranger, found out that his handaxe was not an effective weapons vs a Blightwalker.
Valdar is the new Thelea World Champion in the one-on-one sport of Tree Pruning.
After Desantis discontinued federal funding of Florida’s parks, residents had to resort to their “stand your ground” arsenals to deal with the rampant fauna growth.
Edgar Rice Burroughs’ tales of an orphaned nobleman raised by arborists are barely remembered today.