A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

“Confound it! And me without my EpiPen!”

Phil quickly regretted his opening cheery greeting of “Hey, honey! Are we goin’ to misbeehave?”

Priscilla refused to believe Elvis’ story and their marriage broke up soon after

The winner…

Thanks, Elmer! Okay, here’s our next picture:

New try outs for the live action Michelin man role.

Despite his impressive balloon animal skills, this was the last birthday party that the Jones family employed Kinko the Clown.

The Dunkenberry Swim Club models their design for lightweight life preservers, in this photo taken shortly before they all drowned.

Bondage Club: it’s not just for dungeons!

When vegetarian diets made sausage sales plummet, they were temporarily repurposed as life jackets.

@DrDeth takes this one, for this:

All yours, DrDeth!

Thanks!

Unreleased Devo album cover.

After this TWA changed its nose-cone order process to just-in-time delivery.

I’d tell Jones his head isn’t screwed on straight, but he might misunderstand.

Spend all afternoon under the hairdryer at the beauty shop, or go about your busy day? Now, you can do both! Get the new FAA-approved portable Dry-As-You-Go!

When the company bigwigs tried to travel incognito.

D’oh! Changing this to “Dry-As-You-Fly!”

Either version is a win.

Your turn

Thanks!