Crossing broccoli with a Carolina Reaper chilli turned out to be a bad idea.
The initial research into the replacement of runway lights with a vegetable garden.
“Yes, now you too can own your very own Desktop Nuke! Impress your business associates! Frighten competitiors’ negotiators! Make co-workers jealous of your bargaining skills! Perfectly safe, no danger of fallout exceeding internationally-recognized norms. Only three easy payments of $19.95, plus a one-time charge of $4.99 shipping and handling. Call now: 1-800-263-6364, that’s 1-800-263-6364! Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover! But wait, there’s more …”
The new Apple Watch replaces lithium-ion batteries with plutonium, and is guaranteed to never need recharging.
Another fine lighting product from FRAGILÉ.
Okay, the fallout’s had enough time to decay:
Your turn @Spoons
Thanks! Okay, here’s our next picture …
When the Titanic arrived at New York City, it forgot to stop and kept going until it was nearly downtown.
Bob takes a break from carefully placing the toy cars in the diorama.
Placido Domingo’s Il lamento del triste lavavetri got rave reviews from critics but was never staged for a live audience.
“ARLENE!!! I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH!!!”
Looks like @needscoffee takes it for this one:
Well done, and it’s now your turn!
Thanks!
They don’t sell science kits like this anymore – today’s kids will never learn the proper technique to defibrillate a steak.
(Not an entry - for amusement only.)
Forget charcoal. Nix propane. The truly satisfying way to cook a steak is through nuclear fusion.
1950s-era experiments led to the production of the modern MRE.
Captain Bob Rockchin cooks a steak in his SupreSpaceScout, while flying to the rings of Saturn.
By building a one person bunker with an observation window next to the kitchen, it is now finally safe to use microwaves to cook food in the family home.
Captain Bob stood by observing as the alien ship botched their one chance to beam aboard a live human specimen.
Winner! All yours, @Kent_Clark.