“Can’t we all just get a longneck?”
Custer (to Sitting Bull, confidently): Double rock 'n rye and 2,000 Carlings.
(not in play) this entry reminds me of an infamous illustration labeled “Custer’s Last Words”. 
Viewing the ensuing fracas, General Custer vowed this would be the last time he stood a round of Jägerbombs.
“I thought with a name like Wounded Knee, it’d be an easy win.”
“Whassup?”
-“BB”-
(Not an entry)
Thank you all. @running_coach the winner.
I’ll drink to that!
Me trying to put my life back together after I drank last night.
A little bit o’ gin and Jenga.
Escher’s DWI test
“Okay, who’s the wise guy who put a Jim Beam brick in the Jack Daniels Jenga game?”
Early test of Star Trek transporter using a bottle of whiskey as the test object.
@Knowed_Out takes it as I got the image of Escher being falling up drunk.
@Prof.Pepperwinkle in a close second.
ETA: The full gallery I got the image from.
OK I present this for your captioning.
It’s true. After awhile owners and pets DO begin to look alike.
man is best friend
Management at Purina began to suspect one of their genetic scientists was stealing lab materials.
ChatGPT attempts a remake of Cats.