“Don’t blame me, I told you to leave that old woman alone.”
“OK, who walks who?”
Years after being separated at birth, Jim and Gus are reunited.
You…complete…me.
“Can we call ourselves LGBTQIA+D?”
That’s your look when you’re about to fart, and then you always blame it on me
I giggled. You’re up @Ferris
Thanks, @Knowed_Out
Drone technology has come a long way since 1957.
“Caution: User must not attempt to step off platform until vehicle has landed and rotors have come to a complete stop.”
The original Hoveround was not the battlefield clean-up solution the Army was looking for.
Reminder: Wait until the blades stop turning then jump off.
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s…
Do I hear “Ride of the Valkyries”?
The day before lawn care on US military bases was contracted out to civilian gardeners.
Beetle Bailey: “I’ve sat in front of my last mountain of potatoes peeling away.”
“Boy, you can buy anything in those surplus stores!”
A reward for your culinary and captioning efforts, @Slithy_Tove - yours is the winner.
“You guys don’t scare me. You’re just a bunch of Khartoum characters.”
“It’s over, Abdul. I have the high ground.”
-“BB”-