“Do any of you blighters have change for a five-pound note?”
“Now see here, there are plenty of good people on both sides.”
“Okay already! I’m sorry I called you a Fuzzy-Wuzzy!”
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
“For the last time, servants use the rear entrance!”
Hey, wait a minute.
What?
You didn’t see Lefors out there, did you?
Lefors? No.
Oh, good. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.
As he reached for his ID, Percy felt the security at The Basement Bar had been noticeably tightened up.
All you guys made me laugh, and all were better than what my entry would have been: “just then little Shirley Temple danced down the stairs and gave mean old Caesar Romero a hug, and everyone laughed!”
But the best of all:
Thanks Slithy. Okay, my random search for weirdness turned up—
After gaining the throne, Prince Akeem got a big head.
After some genetic modifications, Dr. Dolittle opened his large animal clinic.
Eddie Murphy didn’t quite understand when Princess Cruises wanted him to be their figurehead.
What’s that in the road… ahead?
“It’s a little weird, but it keeps the tailgaters back.”
It’s Skibidi Toilet!
My name is Gumby, King of Kings, dammit;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
For Eric, transporting the legs further back in the convoy, the view was a lot more disturbing…
Vanity license plates have gotten out of hand.
Photographed enroute to its installation at the Eddie Murphy School of Acting is the namesake’s effigy depicting ‘Comedy’. Not pictured is the contrasting sculpture done as ‘Tragedy’.
-“BB”-
I’ll give this to
Take it away Prof!